Every server, every bartender, every manager, every busser, everyone who works at a restaurant loathes drunk people. Nobody thinks it's cute when you stumble around the bar or restaurant talking as loud as you can, spilling your drink on yourself and other patrons, helping yourself to water or bread and just generally making an ass of yourself. In fact, it's just fucking annoying. Sit your drunk ass down, read your menu and try not to make everyone around you question whether or not they made the correct decision by coming to eat at that particular establishment.
I'm not saying that getting good and drunk is a bad thing, your server can probably drink you under the table and get your buddy well on his way to his own personal happy place before the server is done. I'm just saying try your best to not be a douchebag. You are not the most important person in the world. I have five or six other tables to worry about. Tables that will probably actually tip. Also known as the opposite of you, you drunken asshole.
Oh, one last thing. Hey you, yeah, I'm looking at you. The drunk girl in the corner. I have but one thing to say to you. Shut the FUCK up. Whatever you're laughing at isn't funny and you aren't nearly as hot as you think you are. In fact, you're a sloppy, drunken mess. Just sit the fuck down and SHUT UP.
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